Small Victories

Is there anything better than going to the work bathroom and finding the handicapped stall unoccupied? Or finding a single regular fry in your box of curly fries? Or getting to work and your manager is out sick? Or getting that stubborn ball of wax out of your ear? Or getting that new release Netflix movie the day it comes out? Or finding out you pulled into first place in your no-money fantasy football league? Or popping that blackhead that has been behind your ear for the last month? Or finding that last orphaned package of Taco Bell Fire sauce in a sea of mild?

It's all about the little things, which explains my sexual prowess.