Brown Tide

By now every cubicle camper knows that when you get a bunch of women working together, you get the dreaded red tide. For whatever reason, pheromones, hormones, or just to be angry together, they all start to go with the "Flow" at the same time of the month. This can be quite horrific for men (Unless they're hermies) and wonderful for women. Up until today I never thought that this miraculous phenomonon could occur in any other species until I walked into the bathroom at 8:00 am. You see, I always use the bathroom at 8:00 am and if I am lucky, I get my second "Wind" after lunch. The last few days though, my schedule has been stopped short by a full facility. It seems every other guys dog is scratching at the backdoor at the same time. Even worse, I am noticing guys making the walk of shame through the hallway and I find myself hurrying to get the coveted handi stall before the "Game" is sold out. Maybe there are pheromones in a mans brown eye, who knows?