Wednesday, February 8

J-Ro's first post

Who is the jackhole who took my username and address? Everyone knows there is only one J-Ro. I demand this imposter be removed from the gene pool immediately. Now that I am finally cool enough to have a blog, I swear I will constantly underimpress and thoroughly bore all readers. I don't know why in the hooch anyone would want to read someone else thoughts about random crap but my friends tell me that being cool is of the utmost importance and I am certainly not one to fold to peer pressure. So anyhow, enjoy but I don't know why you would.

One guarantee - You will never see the word "Anyways" on this blog. So all you teenage angst, emo, English impaired, valley girl asshats better enjoy this one instance of your favorite word.

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