The Mystery Pit

We are a race of habits. Every human has habits that we do all the time (Which is why they’re called habits). Lately I have developed a new one. Every night after work I change from my monkey suit into my cat suit and I take a good whiff of the work my armpits have done for the day. This is a good measure of how much work I have done. The weird thing is that my left armpit always stinks but my right smells like a mountain meadow of rose petals after a light rainfall. Why? Now every day I have to check the pits to make sure the status quo is met. I may have to start douching the left pit.