The Rolling Twinkie

The backpack was a great invention. It allowed us to carry many things long distances without much discomfort. The wheel and Twinkies were also great inventions. One allowed us to push things around and the other allowed us to quickly clog our arteries and Levis. What do they have in common? Because we eat too many Twinkies, we had to add wheels to our backpacks. Was this really necessary? Shouldn’t we be taking wheels OFF the backpacks because we eat too many Twinkies?