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Today is one of the greatest days of the year. I love Valentines Day. You get to see all of the single people get excited about dates they have that night, only to hear their stories of dismay that the night was terrible. You also get to see people who are in relationships try and do something nice for their significant other, only to see their disappointed face the next day when they tell you that it wasn’t what they wanted.

One thing I don’t understand is who the hell is buying those Valentines baskets that are sold by illegal immigrants on the side of the road? What guy tries to bring that home to their spouse and pass it off as thoughtful? Oh look honey, here’s a plastic woven basket with some Necco hearts and a teddy bear that has lice and a bad case of crabs. Not sure how that works.

And to the guy who decided to wear a pink Bill Lumberg shirt to work today; I hope your boyfriend enjoys eating the Shari’s Berries you bought for him while he’s testing your wind tunnel.