Hello Again, Naturally

It's been a while. I haven't posted in a week or so for good reason. Reasons you don't need to know and I won't be telling you. Well, I'll tell you one reason. I am writing a book based on this blog along with some crazy Canuck I met online at a gay porn website. We are putting the finishing touches on it (The book, not our twizzlers) and it should be available by mid December. Complete with Chapters, pages and even some pictures for the illiterate. So I expect all my readers to buy at least 3 copies. This will lead to record sales of 3 copies and making me rich in the lessons of failure. I'll keep you updated but the blog may be silent for the next week or so due to fleshy mammals being plucked from other fleshy mammals. Bust out the decoder ring and figure that one out.